Thanks to the fabulous Jens that make up the Circle of Jens, a group within the SoNet Nablopomo that I now belong to (on Ning), I stumbled upon Lamont’s Rules of Jen. The rules, a part of The Jencyclopaedia, are completely fabulous (like us Jens) and deserve to publicized a little more. I’ve taken the liberty to include the first 5 rules as I believe these to be the foundation for dealing with resplendent Jennitude (FYI – I’m a Jenn with two ‘n’s and this is allowed, see rule #24).Pay special attention to rules #3 – #5 when you’re in the presence of this Jenn, especially if you happen to cross my plan in Vegas next week, either at the BlogWorld and New Media Expo or at any of the craps tables or clubs that I will be frequenting as well.

Rule #5 is dedicated to all of my ex-boyfriends and next ex-boyfriends. You should know that I tried and it didn’t work out because of something you did, said, wouldn’t do, or wouldn’t say.

I love Lamont’s Rules of Jen and I’m sure I’ll blog about me more often now that I have rules to reference.

Lamont’s Rules of Jen
A set of guidelines for dealing with resplendent Jenitude on a day-to-day basis. (Gaps in the numbering were deliberate, to leave space for further rules)

1. Jen is an exceptional person who is to be worshiped and adored at all times.
2. Jen is always special.
3. Jen is frequently up to something.
4. Jen can usually get away with it.
5. If your relationship with Jen fails, it’s your fault.

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